Champagne and Socks

C: So I’ve booked the puppy in for a puppy clipping next Friday.

Me: nods

C: Later on we could get him show clipped.

Me: Wry eyebrow raise

C: What? I’ve been learning all about the kind of dog clippings today.

Me: Rolls eyes and wanders off

C: What? You think I’m weird.

Me: No. I love you. My life just flashed before my eyes and you were explaining to me all the kinds of tap shoes and which would be the best for our four year old.

C: I’m just adding “research tap shoes” to my to do list.

Seriously. *swoon*